more math jokes

Posted: November 4, 2012 in Mathematics
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ImageFirst of all let me make it clear that I have nothing against contravariant functors.  Some of my best friends are cohomology theories!  But now you aren’t supposed to call them contravariant anymore.  It’s Algebraically Correct to call them “differently arrowed” !!

In the same way that transcendental numbers are polynomially challenged?

Manifolds are personifolds (humanifolds).

Neighborhoods are neighbor victims of society.

It’s the Asian Remainder Theorem.

It isn’t Politically Correct to use “singularity” – the function is “convergently challenged” there.

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